Slow Learner. Small Dick. HaHeeaaaa.
Jun. 5th, 2005 04:17 amWell, car wouldn't start today. that sucked majorly. Hopefully it'll stop being a little bitch by four tomorrow. Katie drove me to work and picked me up like a little kid going to school. adorable!
going to have a very small staff at work in about a week. Alls I know is that it better not fucking interfere with my concert schedule!!!
15 Days: My Chemical Romance
1 Month 15 Days: The Bravery
2 Months 21 Days: Green Day
if they try to even think about making me work these days someone is getting stabbed in the EYE!! ball.
Got home and watched Jackass: the movie with commentary. OOOH! special! it was funny. good times good times. Need to get Ryan Dunn for Katie. that butt stuffing with cars crazy insane person. he's silly.
then watched some weird softcore porn thing on Showtime...and that shit is just awkward. This one woman had these insane breasts that she handled like they were weapons or something. She was plopping them out and smooshing stuff with them. i know if she came at me with those damn things I'd have to fight back in self defense. softcore porn sucks my imaginary balls. sorry...anger is gone.
jenbly rules for putting up that insane and kinda awkward old video with Green Day. in england...or wherever they were...in those random people's house. anyway, just gotta give props. if anybody's who reads this has seen it... rubber ducky tre in a dress is wonderful. so is stripping michael jackson dancing Dirnt. skillz! and I liked the hippee haired man. he was so gone. alright. i'm done.
going to have a very small staff at work in about a week. Alls I know is that it better not fucking interfere with my concert schedule!!!
15 Days: My Chemical Romance
1 Month 15 Days: The Bravery
2 Months 21 Days: Green Day
if they try to even think about making me work these days someone is getting stabbed in the EYE!! ball.
Got home and watched Jackass: the movie with commentary. OOOH! special! it was funny. good times good times. Need to get Ryan Dunn for Katie. that butt stuffing with cars crazy insane person. he's silly.
then watched some weird softcore porn thing on Showtime...and that shit is just awkward. This one woman had these insane breasts that she handled like they were weapons or something. She was plopping them out and smooshing stuff with them. i know if she came at me with those damn things I'd have to fight back in self defense. softcore porn sucks my imaginary balls. sorry...anger is gone.
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